Just got this Friday, I was churning butter for two days...
"Yea, verily, thou hast opened the horrible and fearsome
AMISH COMPUTER VIRUS
The very souls of the entire creation have been seduced and adulterated by the fulsome twin demons of electricity and computerization !
REPENT ye therefore of this ABOMINATION !
Now, child, since we Amish have no computers of our own, this virus must be applied by the honor system.
Henceforth ye shall DELETE YOUR OWN FILES FORTHWITH! and with great jurisprudence and humility !
MAKE HASTE ! and tarry not, THOU LAGGART !
(I would'st have used TWO exclamation points to expose and display the fierce and righteous indignation that hast taken root in my fecund heart, but contemplation of such fancy prideful waste of punctuation is abhorred by all prudent and sober men)"
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