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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2008, 10:21:52 AM »
Shine the halogens on solar panels, use a couple of mirrors and lenses...

Grid Tie!

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2008, 10:52:01 AM »
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I just did not even thing of that!! Thanks now to find a non-syncing grid-tie inverter that I can auto-sync to my 1.2jigga-watt capacitor :-0

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2008, 11:00:31 AM »
 Man, if those coils would just drip a little sippin' shine, that thing would be perfect!!!


 Don't worry about what the others say, that thing is a work of art! LOL

Great job on the presentation, also!

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2008, 11:31:51 AM »
Oh boy, it's a good thing i live all the way in Barbados W I

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2008, 11:38:52 AM »
It's a scam!!!


I just finished building the machine using the pictures as a guide.


The only piece I didn't have was the Victrola horn so I substituted an old traffic cone.

Maybe it's the traffic cone, maybe the polluted air in the Denver area and the fact that we're a few thousand feet lower but I feel it's a rip off because all I get out of my machine is a constant drizzle of 88 octane gasoline.


Back to the drawing board.



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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2008, 12:30:31 PM »
  Since I've already signed up to crew on Project Virgle, I won't have time to look further into your most promising scheme.


 As i will be needing no actual cash for the foreseeable future though this does look like a worthwhile investment.


 Where do I send the cheque?

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2008, 01:15:27 PM »
Interestng  wave form you got on the oscilloscope there!  
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If I ever figure out what's in the box then maybe I can think outside of it.

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2008, 01:50:49 PM »
See if you can tweak the octane rating and turn it into water to improve your car's engine performance... Or maybe wine.  B^>


Rgds


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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2008, 01:51:33 PM »
To me, as literary agent (I have a posh British accent).


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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2008, 02:08:44 PM »
DUDE!!!!!!!!!


 That blonde is really hot, is she the actual energy source? If so, I must have one.


cheers, Happy April Fools


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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2008, 04:28:28 PM »
JW;


If my experience is any indication. That Blond will be an energy sink.


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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2008, 04:38:25 PM »
Almost spring now then the free energy will really hit the fan . I almost posted My free energy device but the patent office is holdin on to my partition until .Well I have to be Frank (or Jim or freda )here with you I 'm being investigated  because my remedy for homosexual cats really was not what I thought it would be . This could really put a damper on device  production . All feline test subjects have reverted back  I seems to be catching as the neighbors dog as a thing for my leg. exit blog damm dog .  
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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2008, 04:41:44 PM »
ha ha :)...i read the story line...seen all the posts..didnt read any of them cuz i remembered it is april fools day!!!!! lol......you maight get some of the floks some of the time...but you wont get pickster as often  lol....hi all :)....take care of one another!!! :)
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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2008, 06:03:26 PM »
Yes indeed Tom,


 High Maintenance, No Doubt...


You see, we have these quantum waves, although the transports to and from Mars, has been slow lately, we predickt, that with the coming resesion, we should be totally ahead of the game, however Captain Jane-way, has proved to be a worth while adversary. We plan to intercept any pirates hired by the King, and re-take New Amsterdam.


 At this time we are upgrading the photon torpedo's, before we launch then into sub-space. Tuvak is doing a fine job.


As we plan to infultrate subspace;


Using 2 by 4 inch wheels, we figure that we could evade the dark-sucker. I unscrewed a light bulb earlier, then checked it with my scope-meter, I too saw the smiley face pattern.


 We figure at full tilt, our quans-drentinal foton torpedo's could make a preempive strike, then we could suck the resulting 'blast' into our space vacuum cleaner. Yes its one made by Kirby...


Darrr, tu, daurr-


I thought I was sopose to be wait'n for youuuuu.


:) :) :) :)


JW

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2008, 06:03:48 PM »
so which one of you was it broke into my workshop? you could have at least left the brunette as a deposit.
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if i cant fix it i can fix it so it cant be fixed.

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2008, 06:18:13 PM »
JW;


My thoughts, exactly.


Tom

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2008, 06:26:19 PM »
 Hey, whatever it takes to get the girls.I gotta work on organizing my free energy pile.Had me goin till i recognised the practical stuff. :v)
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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2008, 08:22:55 PM »
That was good


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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2008, 09:18:34 PM »
DAMN!,... DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!


I had just finished one of these after working for months in my garage, just to find out someone else had patented it a day before me...


Though to be fair, its not EXACTLY the same, because instead of a VAWT, I used a ceiling fan that I converted with refrigerator magnets. I used a flux intensifier I designed out of wood...

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2008, 12:13:27 AM »
 I need some thin air.Air here [gulf-coast] is like breathing soup.

later

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #50 on: April 02, 2008, 12:28:28 AM »
Hi-YA Dan

 I laughed so hard i fell and hit the lever on the

new fangled  indoor-out-house.

 There went my investment money,down the whirlpool.

Oh well it will show up in the pond sooner or later.


Pretty good April fool post.

later

Elvin

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2008, 07:09:07 AM »
I was impressed at that also this wave form was with no probes or ground .
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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2008, 08:15:45 AM »
April Fools Day or not I wasn't fooling about the movie.  It was the one where at the end a Martian left a message to the effect that he had seeded the Earth with life.  The Martians, of course, had to leave their home planet, but for some reason didn't go to the Earth.
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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2008, 08:20:14 AM »
Oh... to be in New Amsterdam now that Spring has arrived.

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2008, 08:25:42 AM »
Ha-ha-ha

I laughed so hard I leaned over and hit the lever on my power wheelchair! It ran over the cat's tail, and she went bonkers on the new tracking frame I'm making for my solar panels! She got that sucker spinning around so fast, the motor started generating power to the small test battery I had hooked up to it. Well, the battery overcharged (musta been those 1.21 jigga-watts!), and the battery blew up. Good thing I have one of those Life-Alert thingys. But, by the time I got the folks at Life-Alert to quit laughing & send the fire department, I think I have a 3rd-degree tan!

    Seriously though, sorry I could get online sooner & get this laugh. I am building a new tracking frame for my solar panels though.
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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2008, 08:44:05 AM »
By the way...I'll take the brunette (I don't know what for, but I'll figure something out!). Maybe I can get her to save me the work of figuring out how to hook up the rotating axis on my new solar tracking frame, and have her  do it manually! Yeah! That's it!
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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #56 on: April 02, 2008, 04:30:59 PM »
Hi: Only if both ladies "come" with it.... (I kept the spelling clean)...
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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #57 on: April 02, 2008, 10:38:47 PM »
Dans,

i would like to pre -order one for the cabin. i'll send you my cc number IMMEDIATELY! maybe even my ssn. nice "work"

android
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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2008, 09:54:37 PM »
I just finished a super workshop building wind turbines with the Otherpower crew in Door County, WI.  Learned a TON!!!!


Then I jumped on the website and heard about this amazing breakthrough - this is fantastic!  Why did you guys not tell us about this in the class?!?  I am mailing my check this very minute!


Just one question - how long after you receive my check can I expect the UPS guy to deliver the yacht and that nice looking girl?  I have a fishing trip with some buddies coming up and it sure would be nice to have those in time to impress the gang.


Thanks again for a good workshop guys :-)

Ken

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Re: American Renewable Energy Breakthrough!
« Reply #59 on: June 12, 2008, 05:00:56 PM »
Right up there with energy technology from aliens.  
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