In a commercial this guy accidentaly drives his pitchfork into the ground and oil comes gushing up.
Oil, he cries as he rushes and hugs his wife, We've struck Oil! (He and his wife both realize that this is equivalent to free energy, now they can burn oil...lots of it causing a tremendous updraft. Air rushing in will operate windmills and they will be able to give all their neighbors FREE energy in the form of electricity.)
Somewhere out there neath the pale moonlight there are people that believe that you can get more out of life than you put into it...they're tired of spending the hard earned money that they won in the lottery, all $120 of it. Someday the big breakthru will come Free Energy that you'll be able to buy at 10% less than what you are now paying for it. Whoopee! Careful all you conspirators and scoffers that say it can't be done!
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Norm.