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melthesender

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let me teach you how it's DONE
« on: July 08, 2004, 10:48:00 AM »
rant that is for is this not the place where poeple to lazy to learn and try and

make somthing of them selfs go i like the site but it's all is about wind power and

a little hydro i've been thinking which yes that's scary since i'm lazy and you

have to hear me spout out this garbage but isn't there an easy way to make electricity like go down to the auto wrecking and grab an altantor and a battery for like 20 bucks take it home wield a cow harness to it and kick the cow in the ace and get jucie now that might seem a stupid idea but think about it want hot water in the morning just wake up an hour earlyer stick your bb gun out the window

and shoot the cow in the ace whola hot water
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Gary D

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Re: let me teach you how it's DONE
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2004, 10:54:29 AM »
Hmmm... I wouldn't recommend kicking a cow, calf or steer in the butt! They kick back!  Gary D.
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whatsnext

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Re: let me teach you how it's DONE
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2004, 11:09:50 AM »
Excellent piece of a run on sentence. Where's the beginning and end?
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melthesender

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Re: let me teach you how it's DONE
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2004, 11:31:08 AM »
Ok ok I just had it in my head and had to type it down fast.Next time I'll try and do better,and I meant stand off to the side or maybe throw a rock or something at the cow.
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Demetri

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Re: let me teach you how it's DONE
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2004, 01:19:53 PM »
Sure there's an easier way. It's called grid power.


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Re: let me teach you how it's DONE
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2004, 02:37:29 PM »
Easiest way to make electricity just shuffle your feet on a rug on a cold dry wintery day. Anything more than that gets to be complicated. Don't really need electricity anyway.(brain-washed by them city-folks...no doubt)You get hot water from the reservoir at the back of the cob-burning cookin' stove that you start with a couple of pages of the Sears catalog and some 'coal-oil....

life is really easy and fun. The easier you try to make it ...the worse it gets.

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