Do a patent search on artificial trees you will find that in 57 or there about an uncle of mine invented the funny looking tinfoil tree
Ahah, now we know who to blame for those hideous monstrosities
I think the whole Christmas tree thing is kind of weird. To take a living creature, whack it off at the base and instal it in the corner of the living room, hang a bunch of crap on it plus a few strings of lights, then say how beautiful it is for a month, then toss it out by the dumpster
. And where exactly does the Jezebel pine tree fit into the birth of christ story
I must have missed that sunday school lesson.