I feel ya. I want to build a house on my vacant land, but I can't bring myself to step inside the county building where you apply for a building permit.
Today I called to get information about non-permitted sheds. Turns out I can build a shed up to 120 square feet without a permit. I asked if I can build more than one..."no problem". I asked how far apart they have to be..."nobody ever asked that before, I guess as close as you want". Only catch, no electric or plumbing allowed.
So now I have a new plan. I'm going to build about 30 of these sheds, about an inch apart, and in sort of a square formation, leaving a nice big courtyard in the middle. I'm going to use the space between my sheds to store my 29 sheets of inch thick styrofoam insulation.
There you go, a nice 3600 square foot "shed villa", legally non-permitted. Lots of storage. I think I'll start an insulation retail company. I'll have lots of storage to keep the excess inventory in. I plan to stack it up against the back wall of each of my sheds, the wall next to the courtyard.
I called and asked if I need a permit to put a roof over a courtyard area. Seems that a real roof does require a permit, but I can put one of those "pergola" type (beams and slats) covers over a courtyard without a permit. I asked how far apart the slats have to be. She said "I don't know, nobody ever asked that before". I'll put a pergola over the courtyard, only I'm going to put the slats "really close together". I'll store the rest of my styrofoam insulation in between the slats.
I asked the lady if I need a building permit for my copper sculpture. She seemed alarmed by the thought of some huge copper sculpture, and said "how big is it"?! Oh, I said, it's kind of long, but its only about two feet high, and it will be in my courtyard, so the neighbors can't even see it. "nope, no permit". "My copper sculpture is going to be in the courtyard, and it might get wet from time to time, even on the inside." "That's your problem", she said, annoyed (those county people always seem to be annoyed about something or other).
Then I asked her if I need a permit to run my generator. She said no. I asked her if it was ok to hook up some white 12 guage extension cords to the generator and run them around the edges of my courtyard behind some pieces of drywall I have "stored" out there. "No problem." "By the way, my generator works best when it is windy outside, is that going to be a problem?" She cocked her head to one side and got a puzzled look on her face and said "I don't think so".
So, there you go, nice big 1500 square foot "courtyard" with lots of nearby storage and an average R value of about 200, and no permits!
jp