Ok, I'll throw a little more oil on the fire...
If I were you I would be deeply ashamed of my English. 14 year old Dutch kids have a better grasp of the language than you. BTW, it's not just you I'm talking about, there are plenty of other posters (even in this very thread) who write lousy. Some claim it's lack of ability; I claim it's mostly a lack of making an effort.
As far as "I know for d*mn shure nobody knows anything without asking a question", you are wrong here too (not just w.r.t. spelling). I've learned most things not by asking but by reading and googling. This is another little problem I've had with your 9 posts in 9 days. Just thank the Lord on your bare knees that I'm not an editor.
Don't mistake me for the 'proper English-police'. But spelling and writing like you (and others) do I consider to be an insult to the audience.
As a final bit of advise, notice that people make judgements about others based on how they write. I do too. Call me a bigot, rant or rave, whatever makes you feel better. But it's the harsh reality.
Do with this feedback as you like.
Peter (neither an English professor nor a native English speaker)