I am an electronics newbie, so I appreciate your patience. Against the helpful advice of a customer service rep on the phone from Pakistan, I once tried to fix a recalcitrant computer with a sledgehammer, and apparently that makes them perform even worse. (also, never urinate on a computer until you unplug it first...don't ask how I know).
I am collecting information on using wind and water to make high-voltage AC so the alternator can be in the best collection site, and the house can be in the best home site, often far apart. Its my understanding that when the high voltage reaches the garage, it should be run through a step-down transformer to lower voltage, then rectified to a charging DC to the battery pack.
Franklin noted that even when there was no lightning, his cable conducted electricity from the air to the ground quite often. I plan on having a pond, even if its not a giant capacitor. But if a few small changes make it useable as a capacitor, the problem as I see it is, the voltage will be much higher than 120/240, so there would be no off-the-shelf management components available, plus, the voltage would not be a constant, but highly variable. I can buy a 110/12 volt transformer, but a "black box" that takes variable extra-high voltage and gives me a stable 12 volts, well, I don't even know what questions to ask! but theres gotta be a way.
I know that a cars tiny tail-light bulb can be hooked up directly to a 12-volt battery, but if I use cheap thin jumper cables with no resistance (but much thicker than the bulb filament), they will get hot enough to melt.
A Leyden jar is certainly inefficient for a given volume compared to a modern capacitor, but they are very easy and cheap to make. If one the size of a hot tub could kill a man, then it goes without saying that it would need a non-conductive berm and a significant fence and cover with warning signs. However, if its possible to occasionally harvest even a tiny fraction of the "free" electricity around us (even with a high self-discharge rate) I am very intrigued, even though I am "electrically challenged".
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous... everyone hasn't met me yet." -Rodney Dangerfield